At the outset I will confirm that this write up will piss a whole bunch of people off but then again that is the added pleasure of writing my own blog. So all the stupid surveys as surveys go now show that half the kids want an iPad for Christmas while 40% (littler) kids want an ipad mini.
Not sure what defines a kid these days either so the whole survey is suspect. Regardless what I wish for said kids would be two tight slaps, same for the kid looking to get u-verse tv or a newest pair of $300 Nike shoes.
Then there is more to share with us losers that have nothing better to do than watch our daily dose of news. Kate is about to deliver something. William is considered the co conspirator and the promise of dumping more princess or princesses on this planet will soon be fulfilled. Royal 'pain' I tell you. At least Kate agrees for the time being.
As for Christmas I also wish for news devoid of any reference to royal shenanigans as well as how much rain we are going to get. Each time there is rainfall it seems the overstaffed and incompetent news services get out with buckets to narrate with moronic precision the millimeters of water gathered in the neighborhood.
If it looks like rain use an umbrella seems to be now equated to a dopplerized scientific endeavor worthy of headlines.
Perhaps I should settle for what Lindsay did last night..oops I forgot she is back in the slammer and unable to contribute actively to headline news.
I like chocolates. Godiva Dark with Almonds - not sure of the naked woman on the horse to be the icon of some choice cocoa based products but tastes good. Started in Belgium but now owned by some Turks. Cadburys - Fruit and Nut Milk Bars - awesome combination of dried fruit pieces along with a medley of nuts makes your toungue dance - started by a Brit now owen by Kraft USA. Lindt Hazelnut spheres - made by a Swiss confectioner are divine balls that melt in your mouth with a lingering nutty taste Ghirardelli Milk Crisp Squares - crunchy and light these milk squares are easy on the palate but pack some serious calories - all good I say! Originally founded by an Italian who moved around till he landed in SF Bay today also owned by the Swiss Lindt empire.
They could give her a permanent cell ..Lindsay I mean.
ReplyDeleteHa - that could be the Jeopardy answer to the question of - What Cell is not Mobile?
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