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Questions that vex

With covid in the air there is nothing for my thumbs to do other than twiddle.  The other digits meantime find a keyboard intoxicating.

The mind when not intoxicated with spirits is a devil's workshop too so a deadly combination in all...pondering what could be and should be.. Que Pero Que...

Thus the drivel that follows..


  1. Will bank robbers now be deemed good samaritans for wearing a mask?
  2. Speaking of these good samaritans I still haven't found the bad ones.  Or the neutral ones.  What gives?  
  3. Also to get too technical, the region of Samaria from which these dudes supposedly hail is nowhere to be found on google maps.  Huh!
  4. If any dude does happen to get shot during the masked robbery the media immediately labels them as innocent bystanders.  How come?  Did they interview the injured and ask about their motivation?  Were they truly innocent?  Were they trying to see how they could bone someone after their business at the bank was done? And what the heck is a bystanding?  How come there are never any bysitters?
  5. Given there is talk of herd immunity are there deaf vulnerables floating around too?  How am I going to talk sense to them?
  6. Will Apple shares go to zero now that facial recognition is impossible and all those fancy iphone users cannot get them to open?  
  7. Will facetime be labeled masktime?
  8. Will lipstick sales dry out?
  9. Will readers label this blog masketious?
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