Ready for takeoff

Looks like the equities market already did it. Full backstop from the Fed - nothing is off the table.

Coddle coddle coddle.

Everyone's a winner. America continues to stick to the story line.

But I am talking about the future of air travel.

At the gate. Line up six feet apart.

Airlines will only board people with the clothes they are wearing. No bags of any size and kind. Period. Forget laptops and purses. And your disgusting phones.

Quickest boarding ever.

Johnny listen to the safety announcement..

Please sit. Strap up. Shut up. Masks will drop from overhead which you immediately strap on your ugly face.

Do not help others. If they cannot put their mask on we are going to eject them.

We will pump antivirals and extra oxygen (more for those in business class) throughout the duration of the flight.

Oh and one more thing ... this plane has NO restrooms. So figure it out. Piss before you get on planes or piss off.

For our part we are not going to serve you anything other than stares if you decide to not obey any of the aforementioned rules.

Now sit back, be alert and hope that you don't catch anything other than a nap.

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