Knock knock - Dementia hear

My last post postulated the onset of oldness. On myself.

Then I got to thinking - what with limited time to do that - thinking that is... when will that oldness condition translate to 'Dementia'.

My best half has oft made innuendos that I am on the cusp. But so far I have not heard that I have the full bodied version. Of course my hearing is suspect but that is another matter.

So then I decided I should jot down what I might use as a qualification criteria for onset of or complete dementia. I will use footwear as a starting point. Got to get out somewhere, somehow.

So before I head out if I was doing any of the below I would consider it as the early onset stage.

1. Wearing mismatched socks.

2. Wearing mismatched shoes.

3. Wearing mismatched socks and shoes at the same time I step out.

Further deterioration of faculties could lead to the below instance, which I am willing to consider as 'officially in dementia'.

1. Wearing only one sock.

2. Wearing only one shoe.

3. Wearing one sock and one shoe not on the same foot.

So I will continue to stare for a minute at my feet for now before I present myself to society. And at such point I fail to do the above then 'watch out'.

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