Hits and Misses for this decade

Lot of stupid is all around us.

Same old wine in newer bottles? Of course there is that too.

Some dramatic ideas? Nada.

I do have some real ground breaking stuff of my own that I will put out here in a bit. Not bitcoin .. that is too hard for my simple brain to fathom. Some basic stuff..

Just look at all the BS that is spewing around us. If you were awake you might have heard it -

Organic produce - Stop labeling anything organic. It is coming from this earth. Therefore it is all organic. Morons. Cows treated or untreated with this and that. Hey if you do not want to drink milk your choice. Go find your organic bourbon but stop putting more literature on a milk carton than there are words in the constitution.
Buy now pay later. What? Since someone figured they could make some money lending to other people willing to take risk have used this to build and grow economies. Moving the penalty box around is not a new idea. Just change the interest rate and modify the terms and you got a new idea? That is a lack of ideas.
Same with this so called .com hoteling or Air bnb. It is hot air. Hoteling has been around forever. Adding to available inventory and letting people rent rooms online is not new idea. What is more stupid is the people lining to invest in this so called idea.
Black tie uber. Uber was a smart idea. Getting rid of unknowns and bugger chewing cabbies with no known background checks. Securing a ride in the middle of the night in unknown locales was addressed head on. Now trying to tweak this idea is goofy. Some dude wants to have a luxury Uber experience in metros for the business traveler. What? There already are such limo services. It is called yellow pages. Duh!
Food delivery mumbo jumbo. Completely made up shit for those that like to sit and develop hemorrhoid's. Are you telling me hat the dog walkers are too busy to go get their own pasta?
Ban all PowerPoint and lipstick. These are just my personal peeves but hey it is my blog. I find these two overly used items to be complete warm BS. No purpose and just another legal way to steal money.

Now on to my sensational ideas for the new president.

Dear POTUS -

Perhaps you can recruit some real thinking types in your new administration and do one or all of the following.

1. Make prostitution legal. Many wise men and women including stand up comedians have made this point. What is the problem with letting people have sex and charge for the service - gender not withstanding? (psst people are doing it anyway - it leaks and becomes news is all)

In fact provide government housing and clinical support to do the same so people can have a massage, a cigar if they choose and then some nookie. Accept all forms of money - heck even bitcoin if the customer and purveyor think its a good idea (I do not).

The workers can then take mandatory naps between jobs. Hence the housing. No air bnb please.

2. Legalize all chemical substances that can be inhaled or swallowed. In fact on the first floor of above mentioned housing provide for various counters selling taxable items including condoms, needles, aspirin, Xanax, heroin and anything people might need heading out of their 9 to 5 job and going home. Tax these items that people should be paying attention to in the first place.

3. Stop taxing plastic containers and bags. Morons. This only creates more stress and people drop their bananas on the bus.

4. Finally - double the sanity check on gun sales and also the taxes. This country has far too many guns. In fact train all police staff across the nation to take martial art or some form of self defense class and only give guns to seasoned officers.

Where are all the movie moves when it comes to taking down the guy with the knife spewing obscenities? Take him down quietly - no shooting needed.

All this effort will pay handsome dividends in 12 months. You will be able to pay for all those vaccines and education for those that want it. I say mandate 12 years of education to every breathing creature and teach them basics. Like -

What is a checking account?

How to change a light bulb and a tire?

How to boil an egg?

Your citizens will thank you.

But What If We're Wrong?

I attempted to read this book by author Chuck Klosterman backward to forward but it started hurting my brain so I decided to stop and do it like any other publication in the English language. Start from page 1 and move to the right. Witty, caustic and thought provoking this is a book you want to read if you believe that the status quo might, just might be wrong. At times bordering on being contrarian about most things around us it tries to zero in on the notion of what makes anything believable and certain in our minds. The fact that there is a fact itself is ironic. Something analogous to the idea that you can never predict the future because there is no future. Many books and movies have tried to play on this concept - best that I recollect (I think I am) was 'The Truman Show'. This book by Klosterman attempts to provoke the reader to at least contemplate that what they think they know may be wrong. He uses examples like concept of gravity, and how it ...

Peru, South America - Week well spent

Growing up in India the only Peru I knew of was a tropical fruit (Guava for those whose lingua is English). Not until high school did I discover that it was also a country in the South American continent. So it was this early April week that we decided to hit up Peru - the land of the once glorious Inca people that lived 500 years ago. Today Peru is the third largest country on that continent with a diverse geography that stretches from the drier Pacific coast plains to the high mountains of the Andes and the Amazon river valley to its east. Our trip was primarily a pilgrimage of sorts to visit the last remaining, lost (now found and documented), large scale, mostly undamaged, city of the Inca nobility, called Machu Picchu (MP). The Inca were great architects and builders. MP is a UNESCO world heritage site affording it high visibility to the tourism trade and therefore crowded year round. Our timing was not quite high season allowing us...

You are important to us

Followed by piano music. Followed by 'we are experiencing heavier than usual call volume'. Sounds macabre like bleeding during menstruation or after a ghastly attack with a weapon on a hemophiliac. Sorry Mrs. Johnson but it appears little Gertrude here has been bleeding heavier than usual what with her night time activities competing with the woodchucks in your neighborhood. Some services even go as far as to pick a random day to say - 'if you were to call us during the Chinese lunar month when the moon is axiomatically hugging the polar star with Jupiter intravenous when call volume is light'. Well I will be damned. I thought I had checked with my astrologer before I placed this well focused call but I guess this is what you get for listening to a quack. Umph! I am not sure which marketing genius came up with this personal touch concept of informing the caller that you are really a jackass for actually calling the customer serv...

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