Since thinking is a rare commodity these days I thought I would go ahead and list things that are anyway not what people might think they are -
1. Bargain - is not a bet you win at a bar
2. Chagrin - is not a type of grin
3. Comatose is not a vegetable although it has a lot of similarities
4. Bombay was not explosive although its debatable today (name change notwithstanding)
5. Notwithstanding has nothing to do with standing (nor sitting)
6. Sleeves rolled up is not an actual job (although makes an appearance in the job requisition)
7. Octomom is not a female octopus and finally ..
8. Kim Kardashian turned 32 - actually the earth went and did 32 turns round the sun while Kim partied
Today's world is hyper connected. I am not so sure what it means but you hear it a lot. It is probably hyper but not sure how connected it is. Sugar (fermented or not) is available in many ways than before and so getting hyper is easy. It is probably more a threat than cocaine since it is sold legally. And what is this connected stuff? Most people I encounter seem disconnected from reality. So going back to this assumption that we are connected there are subtle and no so subtle instances of how brands and companies and middle men try to portray someone - A linkedin profile for somebody working for X years at a place advertises to the connected network that so and so is CELEBRATING X years @ Such and Such Inc. Do we know if (s)he is celebrating or cringing? Perhaps a better way to portray will be - So and So LASTED X years @ such & such inc. Then it exhorts the readership to go ahead and congratulate them for this lasting effe...
A dentist does not repair dents in your car..
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