Multinational Clean Toilet

There is something to celebrate in Mumbai, India as of yesterday. A multinational has just opened a clean toilet in the heart of downtown. For a few hundred rupees you can avail of the facilities, provided there is not much of a queue to begin with and your business cannot wait. There are some implied guarantees where the facility will be functioning for you to conduct your business and perhaps loiter a while but it is encouraged that you do not do the latter - at least in the confines of the toilet. There is a queue after all. As an aside loitering can be done outside the WC where there will be a cup of coffee that you can partake or not, for those few hundred rupees you shelled out earlier. The location is the new Starbucks aka house of Schultz in collaboration with the esteemed house of Tatas. Pricing should be focused on toilet use rather than the size of the cup. Small would translate to 10 min, 20 for the med and 30 for the large (Venti). I think the best order for the barista just might be - 1 Venti with a pot pourri of cinnamon - see you in 30 minutes.

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