Some recent and not so recent smile (or guffaw) inducing text spotted on the world wide web -
1. I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect' so when I forget it the computer will tell me 'your password is incorrect'
2. My wife told me to get in shape - I told her round is a shape
3. My wife who sits next to me on our drive to office told me I was going 80 in a 45 mph zone - I told her 'you are too'
4. Dalai Lama went to Pizza Hut and told the cook to make him one with everything.
5. We had a major disc failure across all our systems and backups - I just crowdsourced a hacker online to hack it back from his masters who copy everything we do on a daily basis (fill 'country name' here)
1. I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect' so when I forget it the computer will tell me 'your password is incorrect'
2. My wife told me to get in shape - I told her round is a shape
3. My wife who sits next to me on our drive to office told me I was going 80 in a 45 mph zone - I told her 'you are too'
4. Dalai Lama went to Pizza Hut and told the cook to make him one with everything.
5. We had a major disc failure across all our systems and backups - I just crowdsourced a hacker online to hack it back from his masters who copy everything we do on a daily basis (fill 'country name' here)
There is some IQ (and sense of humor) left in the world.
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