Harry is travelling on a train. Another gent gets in at the next stop and sits across from him. After a while Harry notices this gent intently staring at him for sometime. Getting nervous he asks him what he is staring at.
The gent embarassed answers haltingly that he sees an uncanny resemblance between Harry and his wife except for the moustache.
Whereupon Harry gets confused and points out - well sir I do not have a moustache!
The gent further embarassed admits - I know but she does.
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A man walks into a bar and gets a head bruise.
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Here is what you don't see often - A man running real fast and taking a dump at the same time.
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Does a fly with no wings call itself a Walk?
I like chocolates. Godiva Dark with Almonds - not sure of the naked woman on the horse to be the icon of some choice cocoa based products but tastes good. Started in Belgium but now owned by some Turks. Cadburys - Fruit and Nut Milk Bars - awesome combination of dried fruit pieces along with a medley of nuts makes your toungue dance - started by a Brit now owen by Kraft USA. Lindt Hazelnut spheres - made by a Swiss confectioner are divine balls that melt in your mouth with a lingering nutty taste Ghirardelli Milk Crisp Squares - crunchy and light these milk squares are easy on the palate but pack some serious calories - all good I say! Originally founded by an Italian who moved around till he landed in SF Bay today also owned by the Swiss Lindt empire.
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