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Harry is travelling on a train. Another gent gets in at the next stop and sits across from him. After a while Harry notices this gent intently staring at him for sometime. Getting nervous he asks him what he is staring at. The gent embarassed answers haltingly that he sees an uncanny resemblance between Harry and his wife except for the moustache. Whereupon Harry gets confused and points out - well sir I do not have a moustache! The gent further embarassed admits - I know but she does. ______________________ A man walks into a bar and gets a head bruise. _______ Here is what you don't see often - A man running real fast and taking a dump at the same time. ___________ Does a fly with no wings call itself a Walk?

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