Well apart from the obvious stuff like lots of sex and idling time (between lots of sex) a person can always have a few things that they do not get. In my case here is a short list.
1. Something called 'Euro Sham' being sold at the local bedding retailer. Any sham and European at that should be banned let alone be sold for exorbitant sums. Yet they continue to be offered in a dizzying array of colors and textures.
2. Opportunity to choose between Republican and Democrat at the US election cycle. There are couple of problems here. Simply having two ideologies (I call them retarded points of view) to represent the will of 330M people is a blunder. To top it off you cannot even throw the guy out (its costly and useless) once you prematurely tire of their shenanigans - you have to wait the whole four years. I am going with 'No Vote for Me' camp.
3. I never see beautiful homeless or jobless people (actually I do see the latter in the form of the ones hanging off of the rich).
4. If there is too much debt how come the stocks are rising?
5. Why does Lindsay Lohan have a driver's license?
Today's world is hyper connected. I am not so sure what it means but you hear it a lot. It is probably hyper but not sure how connected it is. Sugar (fermented or not) is available in many ways than before and so getting hyper is easy. It is probably more a threat than cocaine since it is sold legally. And what is this connected stuff? Most people I encounter seem disconnected from reality. So going back to this assumption that we are connected there are subtle and no so subtle instances of how brands and companies and middle men try to portray someone - A linkedin profile for somebody working for X years at a place advertises to the connected network that so and so is CELEBRATING X years @ Such and Such Inc. Do we know if (s)he is celebrating or cringing? Perhaps a better way to portray will be - So and So LASTED X years @ such & such inc. Then it exhorts the readership to go ahead and congratulate them for this lasting effe...
Lindsay is trying to keep the economy going by paying fines regularly..
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