Strange or unexplained phenomena are more common than you woulda thunk..
1. Why does the hearse (as in carrying a dead person) get priority in traffic? At least in some states...in death ahead in traffic, after all aren't they at a permanent red light?
2. What is with the term 'Red light area'? Who would actually want to visit that kind of aurora pornealis? From what I understand its more like no lights area.
3. Why do I have to tip the guy that drives a van from the parking lot to the airport but not the pilot after he flies me to a different continent?
4. What do you do with a pocket kerchief? Who the heck came up with kerchief anyway? To top it off they are made from expensive fabric and stick out like a sandwich from a coat. I mean it seems rather unbecoming if you want to unload a bunch of mucus in an emergency and you reach out to a guy with one of these cloths sticking out from his jacket and proceed to use it.
Today's world is hyper connected. I am not so sure what it means but you hear it a lot. It is probably hyper but not sure how connected it is. Sugar (fermented or not) is available in many ways than before and so getting hyper is easy. It is probably more a threat than cocaine since it is sold legally. And what is this connected stuff? Most people I encounter seem disconnected from reality. So going back to this assumption that we are connected there are subtle and no so subtle instances of how brands and companies and middle men try to portray someone - A linkedin profile for somebody working for X years at a place advertises to the connected network that so and so is CELEBRATING X years @ Such and Such Inc. Do we know if (s)he is celebrating or cringing? Perhaps a better way to portray will be - So and So LASTED X years @ such & such inc. Then it exhorts the readership to go ahead and congratulate them for this lasting effe...
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